Professional, artist, beginner, amateur, hobbyist – who is who?

I already wrote a related  post here, but I think it deserves some more detailed and funnier interpretation.
So I decided to make an imaginary interview with an ‘artist’, a ‘professional’, a ‘beginner’ and so on about a rendered image.
Of course the render is the same and was made by me (formerly was presented here), but it was obvious to reuse it for this purpose.
I wrote these posts to be ironic as hell, but as I already mentioned, English is not my native language, so I just hope that the ‘small dissonance’  in the answers is recognizable.
I didn’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings, I know that I was evil, but do not take life so seriously 🙂